Re: Now accepting nominations for Pastor Ezekiel Flint Award for Excellence in Theology. -
01-24-2014, 07:26 PM
Who remembers Pastor Zeke's acceptance speech last year? Boy oh boy, was that a doozy. I thought he was just going to say a few brief words of thanks, but he wound up praising the Lord for six hours straight without even taking a sip of water!
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