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Originally Posted by Paul the Foreigner
What is these "Handzoff" cream and gum ?
How it works, how can it help against M-ing?
I tried to search info about it on google, but nothing found.
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I suspect that's because Google is run by Northern California limousine liberals who routinely block search results that might be helpful to our Godly cause.
HandzOff is really a wonderful product: When applied to one's genitals, it has an immediate anesthetic effect, causing the area to become as numb as if you'd injected it with Novocaine. However, if you then rub that area with any amount of vigor, the HandzOff cream rapidly breaks down, releasing a powerful
capsaicin-based compound that will make your p**** feel like it got to Hell ahead of you, and is already burning.
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