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Default Re: True Christian™ Man as the spitting image of God - 11-03-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
An ideal True Christian™ Man as the spitting image of God.

The Bible tells us that God created man in His image (Genesis 1:27). That means that there are similarities between God and men. Where are they? People die, and God is eternal (e.g., Psalm 90:1-4, Isaiah 26:4). God is in the Trinity, while every man is just plain himself. However, we can clearly see that God has some personality traits which are not uncommon among men. Below is a list of God’s personality traits that are described in the Holy Bible; a True Christian™ Man should aspire to possess as many of these Godly characteristics as possible.

1. God is strong.



2. God is fierce.


See also Jeremiah 4:8, 4:26, 12:13, 25:37, Lamentations 4:11, Revelation 19:15.

3. God is jealous.



See also Exodus 34:14, Deuteronomy 4:24, 5:9, 6:15, Nahum 1:2.

4. God is vindictive, punishing guilty and their innocent families.



5. God loves war.


6. God is greedy.



7. God is mean, giving bad laws just to make people suffer and to punish them.



8. God knows no mercy.


See also Judges 21:10, Ezekiel 9:6.

9. God enjoys cruelty.


10. God enjoys misguiding people.



11. God enjoys putting people in difficult situations, making bets on their behavior.
Surely you preach the inerrant word of the Lord and Christ Child beautifully and therefore you are truly one of the elected of heaven. Only 144,000 names are in the Book of the Perpetually Vomitous Goat and Fornicating Lamb and I believe with all my heart that yours is one of them and you are saved.

But verily I require your pastoral guidance on the question of Deuteronomy 25:11, which clearly states the following:

"Two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy".

I am asking you this because it happened to my friend yesterday and she is beside herself with fear of the Lord's fierce anger and she feels her hand slipped and the touching of private parts was inadvertant. So she intends to appeal the cutting off of the offending hand. But please Pastor, offer us your righteous wisdom and opinion of what she might say to Yahweh in her own defense that he might bestow his infinite mercy and at the very least agree to a lighter sentence like an ankle tag or something.

Or is the situation already lost?
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