[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

In a long-awaited update to Today in Christ, I present to you the April 29th edition:

In 1862, the United States was slipping into a bloody Civil War, a war brought on by Northern aggression, where the democrats from the liberal northeast had taken it upon themselves to force the southern states to comply to their whim, no matter how ungodly and nonsensical it was. With the bigot Abraham Lincoln in charge, the country was so divided, in a way that has not been duplicated until recently. Battle after battle the vicious North won, using brutal tactics against the helpless southerners who were just trying to get their servants to raise a good crop to turn a modest profit. The liberal elitists, using weapons forged by Satan himself, fought against these innocent farmers, taking every advantage possible, even using propaganda to turn the blacks against their caring and philanthropic owners in a subversive plot to create havoc in the innocent south.

On April 29th, the Northern troops descended upon the quiet Christian town of New Orleans. The Northern troops, under the Admiral David Farragut, swooped down from the hills and destroyed the peace and quiet of this Christian city. In the confusion, the blacks left their cotton and tobacco fields and began to throw beads down upon the invading troops in a vain attempt to repel their attacks. Now, years later, this crazy holiday is celebrated by blacks and whites alike, in a sin-fest called "Mardi Gras", where immorality is worshipped. This so-called holiday is just an excuse for elitists to celebrate their "victory" over the moral and quiet people who once inhabited New Orleans before this tragic event. Ever since, very few Godly people have had the courage and bravery to enter the town, for fear of being driven out as they were so many years ago. Let us never forget this act of aggression of the North upon the poor Southern farmers and merchants.