Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
01-13-2019, 10:34 PM
When faced with Matthew 6:24, most dwarves choose to serve the latter. They are too obsessed with digging deep in the ground (to be nearer to Satan, perhaps) in pursuit of diamonds, gold, and silver for filthy lucre's sake (Titus 1:11). If this she-dwarf managed to stop sharpening battle axes in between swilling tankards of ale and actually picked up a Bible and accepted Christ, it is a sign of His greatness. Glory be to God! Only through Him can the negro become white, the midget become tall, and the soul become saved!
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