It is up to we True Christians™ to win the War on Christmas. It is a world wide war and we must fight through every country.
The latest fight is in Britain. A big bakery chain there has manager scenes in its shop windows. The stores took Baby Jesus out of His cradle and replaced Him with a sausage roll.
We need to stamp out blasphemy where ever we see it and Britain is where we need troops this week:
Greggs’ portrayal of Jesus as a sausage roll echoes the Gospel of John, says biblical studies expert