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Originally Posted by Free Market Fred
I find this very interesting. As a general rule, the world ending is bad for the stock market. If the world is going to end on March 4, I suggest taking a major short position on March 3, leveraging the Dow Jones Industrial Average through one of our mutual funds at a 10:1 ratio.
With the profits, it should be easy to buy yourself a place in Heaven.
I've always thought of the Lord as a CEO, presiding over a giant corporation (the Universe). In other words, He understands finance, so if you've got the cash, you're guaranteed a place on the Heaven Executive Compensation Committee. No matter what you've done during your life, a good pile of the green stuff and the Pearly Gates will be open wide to you.
I just wonder if they have Cambodian Bible students in Heaven?
Cambodian
Bible student
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred |
March 3 may be calling it too close. What if you are raptured, as a good percentage of TrueChristians™ will be, before the end?. You might miss the chance to put in your order. I suggest setting up an account so it can happen automatically. Imagine looking down from Heaven when Berkshire Hathaway stock breaks the buck!