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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
This is dangerous and godless communism.
What can we do about this, Pastor?
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Brother, as True Christian™ Republicans we are doing precisely what we should in this regard.
The greatest contribution that a man can make to society is to clench his anal sphincter as tight as possible at all times, so that the airborne AIDS germs that Obama's H.A.A.R.P. emanates constantly throughout the ionosphere cannot infest our delicate colons.
Secondly, we vote Republican. This is all that is in our power insofar as setting up a True Christian™ theocracy in America and around the globe. Once our Christian social policies and free market economic policies are completely enacted, all witches, queers, disobedient children, and adulterers (including those who commit adultery by having lust in their hearts) will be stoned to death, all serial rapists will be married to a harem of their own victims, at cost, and will be given license to rape their wives whenever it pleases them, like all husbands, the sons of Ham will go back to picking cotton and orally servicing their white masters, and basically the only people left alive will be those that Christ calls up to Heaven in the Rapture.
Brother, as Christians, we are doing everything we can.