View Single Post
(#11)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 12-12-2010, 04:00 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cath. Child Molestor View Post
The flying spaghetti monster is simply a religion that mocks Christianity and it's off shoots. No one actually believes in the FSM. They simply use it to show how childish the idea of God is. No one would believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, why would anyone believe in something that is so similar with just a different name and image.
Of course it's a joke, just as the image of Satan as Pan is a joke. The idea is to make powerful, destructive forces seem silly, so people don't believe they exist. <-- does that look scary to you?

Would you believe there are lip-service Christians who say they don't believe Satan works in the world today? That only shows that he has succeeded in his greatest fraud -- convincing people that he doesn't exist.

In the same way, the Pastafarians, by and large, have no idea they are worshipping Yog-Sothoth. They think, just as you say, that they are making fun of the "idiotic and ignorant" 78% of Americans who are Christian, a demographic including most business leaders and politicians. But I guess the latte-serving Pastafarians are ever so much more advanced than the folks who can afford to buy a latte.

In actuality, by putting Yog-Sothoth's symbol on their vehicles and their doors, they are helping him to enter the collective culture in a fluffy-bunny form. This will make his entry into our dimension easier; they will call to him without realizing it. Even unsuspecting Christians, seeing and thinking of the symbol, will call him.

We can only pray that the 2012 elections, the instituting of a Christian Theocracy, and the immediate banning of all "idols" and worship of all gods other than God will come soon enough to obliterate this demonic threat!


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote