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Default Re: How to Stump an Atheist! - 03-13-2010, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Brother Stewart used to travel the same circuit as I do, brining the Good News about Jesus Christ to all the slopes. Unfortunately there was some misunderstanding with the local authorities involving a bevy of nubile young virgin girls on the Godless island of Guam, and, well, to make a long story short, Brother Stewart is under court order to stay on the island and support 15 little Christian babies and their moms.
A typical case of persecution against True Christians™, Pastor! Atheists will stop at nothing in their crusade against Godly Christianity!

Read this for more information about how the DCFS (Department of Child and Family Services) tried to destroy the family of Brother Stewart by abducting his daughter!

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Maybe we should take up an extra Love Offering for him this month.
I think that's a great idea!

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Originally Posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
Um, atheist here, and that hardly stumps me. I will not believe in aliens until I have solid evidence of their existence.

Likewise, I will not believe in God until I have solid evidence of their existence.
How can you not believe in aliens? Have you searched every corner of the universe? No, you haven't!

Brother Stewart was right. You clearly are stumped!

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
You lose friend by Goodwin's law.

No, everyone knows Nazis were atheists, just like Barrack Obama.
Not only that, Brother, they were hellbound idol-worshipping cathlycks as well.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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