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Originally Posted by Jasco69
Nice work, Nice work. Is Anal Sex ok with a women?
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Fortunately for you, circumstances have led me to notice your post. My name is Billy Bob, and I can tell you everything you need to know about anal sex.
First of all, having anal sex makes you gay, whether you do it with a man or a woman. Only homers want to ejaculate inside of someone's anus.
Second of all, having anal sex causes AIDS and anal warts, in both parties. You don't want to have your rectum removed with an ice cream scooper by some gay friendly surgeon, do you?
Third, anal sex damages the ozone layer. Burning feces caused by friction releases methane into the atmosphere and causes global warming. Ironically, hippies and environmentalists have more anal sex than any other demographic, except for queers of course.
Fourth, God forbids sodomy, and will send you to Hell for having anal sex.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.
Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
If you have any further questions about the evils of anal sex and other quasi-gay behavior, feel free to ask.