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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I was gone since April and in August someone finally noticed my absence?
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Pastor,
It is appalling that you had to come back to this and I pledge to you my service and devotion. You should look around the forums - where you were so devastatingly missed - to find out what's been happening. Perhaps it will appease your wrath to learn that many vibrant ministries successfully continued in your absence. It should fill your heart with True Christian™ joy to know that tithes went up while other pastors handled the church activities. You should know that many people kept Daisy company from what I hear - in fact, her safety was assured because someone stayed every single night with her. Sometimes more than one person prayed with her and provided fellowship.
You'll never know the level of sadness that pervaded while your Christlike presence was taken from us. We tried to keep it undetectable - so much so that it seemed you weren't gone. Glory!
In service to Christ,
BrotherLarry
PS: The pool parties held on your estate were pretty amazing, I'm told. How generous of you to allow that and how careless of them to drop your 120" tv in the hot tub. I'm sure you laughed and laughed about it. You were told, right? Welcome back, you amazing man of GOD.