[Jesus]

Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior

Dear sweet, kind and loving savior Jesus [].

1. Will Trump remain in office for the next 7, or at least 3 years left in his term? Despite, or perhaps because of his so far excellent track record, we have Demoncrats trying to impeach him every day.

He will unless he trespasses, or unless I decide to come and slay everyone. I am tempted to come. All this depends upon the second word of the third sentence of the first interview that the Fist First Lady will give in 2018. I thought it would be fun to not make it pre-ordained.

2. Is America still your favorite nation, or at least safe from your wrath for the foreseeable future? With Trump in office, I'm feeling a great Christian resurgence. Though I still feel emotionally shaken by the decision from the Supreme Court to legalize gay marriage. I'm amazed you were able to restrain yourself and not obliterate us in the same way Sodom and Gomorrah were obliterated. Thank you for that by the way! As I see it, every day I wake up and I haven't been completed destroyed in some sort of natural disaster is a precious gift from you.

Unless of course, if you wished to destroy us sooner. In which case, that'd be a precious gift too! That way we could join you in Heaven where we can praise you all the time even sooner!

You're mixing the America of the Soul with the geographical America. The Spiritual America is everywhere, where two or more of me and Zeke's followers gather in our name. That remains my favorite nation. Some of its citizens are geographical US-citizens but Vlad, obviously, isn't. Nor Kim. You'll hear of Nigel sooner or later so I won't mention him.

3. Is Adolf Hitler in Heaven or roasting in toasting in Hell? As mentioned in this thread, he was a Catholic, so at least during the course of most of his life, he was lost. Though with the other good things he did like stabilize the German economy, and standing against race mixing, I couldn't help but wonder if he had the smallest inkling of light in him. It was just a conversation I overheard in the street, so maybe I shouldn't pay much attention to it, but there were some people speculating that in his last moments perhaps he had a sudden revelation where he may have finally accepted you as his lord and savior. That made me wonder. Sometimes when people are nearing death is when they really take a good long hard look at their lives.

I can assure you that you'll meet Adolf personally in your abode for eternity.

4. Through my partnership with hospitals around the world, I've compiled a large list of AIDS infested terrorists through my AIDS Mapper software. We seem to have a mostly complete list. However, some dirty homosexuals tend to slip through the cracks. Mostly ones that are too poor or to cheap to ever visit a doctor's office.

Would it be possible for you to PM me a list of any of the AIDS infested degenerates that I may have overlooked? A list of people I may have misclassified as having AIDS would be nice too but that's a lower priority. I'm pretty sure there probably aren't too many of those. I would understand if you didn't want to provide that. I know how busy you are.

Admittedly, I may have an ulterior profit motive in asking this question, though I promise to increase my tithes very significantly beyond the required 10% if you could help provide this information. It's more profit for your church and more safety for Christians everywhere to avoid AIDS infested scum! It seems like a win-win to me.

Yes, it would be possible. You've overlooked Tanya, Suzie, La'Russo, Chris, Torben, Théodore, Margaret, Jane, Xenakis, 356739 Lee's, 29856 Singh's, a chimpanzee called Roger, and all the population of San Francisco.