I haven't posted in a mighty long time
and alas my jest doth not even rhyme
but tis very funny and tis also true
I copied and pasted it just for you!
A doctor from France says: "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us in the USA, about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls and we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole #$%$ country is looking for work!