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Originally Posted by diablo666
No, acne is the way to identify teenagers. If you didnt have acne as a teenager... blah blah blah *snip*
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Son, while your sort deal in 'opinions' and wild speculation, we True Christians deal only in FACTS! It's a FACT that most secular teenagers are prone to chronic masturbation, and it's a FACT that these very same teenagers have faces plastered with ugly acne, boils, puss-filled spots and putrid pock-marked faces BECAUSE of the perverted actions they indulge in. It's a hard FACT that
masturbation is a homosexual act.
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Christian Right Wing Pastor Mark Driscoll Says Masturbation Is Form Of Homosexuality
The Christian Right has much to say about homosexuality. Fred Phelpsl says God hates them and stages protests at the funerals of American soldiers to bring attention to his hatred. An anti-gay Christian Right wing activist recently said there wasn’t any proof that LBGT people exist. And most recently, a conservative crowd booed a gay soldier during a GOP Debate. Now a pastor on the Christian Right is saying that masturbation is a form of homosexuality.
Pastor Mark Driscoll says that men need to stop masturbating because it’s a kind of homosexuality. In a booklet titled Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men, Driscoll of the Seattle-based Mars Hill Church says, “First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman.
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Masturbation is gay sex with yourself! There it is in black and white, boy!
See, if YOU are a man, and YOU are touching your own tallywhacker, it is effectively a man touching a man's tallywhacker, which is a gay act! If you were letting another man was touch your tallywhacker it would be a gay act, and it's just the same if you touch your own tallywhacker, as you yourself are a man! If a man touching his own tallywhacker then he is effectively having gay sex with himself, and this can lead to him having sinful homosexual thoughts about wanting another man to touch his tallywhacker, which is why masturbation can turn you into into a gay. THAT is why so many secular teenagers get acne, because they indulge in Satanic homosexual relations with themselves.
See, we deal in FACT here, buddy. And I'm afraid the 'opinions' of a Satanist loser scumbag like you mean about as much to me as a puddle of dog's vomit. End of debate, faggot! Goodbye!
