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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Isn't alt-right far too left for God?
God clearly demands us to kill gays (Leviticus 20:13), sluts (Deuteronomy 22:20-21), weather forecasters (Leviticus 20:27), sex maniacs, a.k.a. democrats (Leviticus 20:10, Leviticus 21:9), people who refuse to listen to their Pastor (Deuteronomy 17:12), everyone who isn't a True Christian™ (Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Zechariah 13:3, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, Deuteronomy 17:2-5), annoying children (2 Kings 2:23-24), curious children (1 Samuel 6:19-20), children who hit their parents (Exodus 21:15), every child whose parents have sinned, ever (Isaiah 14:21) and children who curse at their parents (Proverbs 20:20, Leviticus 20:9).
Since we have to obey secular laws (1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7) the only way we can implement God's will and kill almost everyone, is by replacing all laws by Biblical laws.
It seems to me the alt-right is not getting this, yet.
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Cornelius, my
servantfriend. Hush! Really! Do NOT disclose the stuff you talked with Donald and me. We're working on it but there are several entities that should not know beforehand what the next push in legislation is gonna be. So try to keep it down for once, will you! You know that you're always welcome to visit the Flint Mansion even during my absences and the houseboys will give you a relaxing covfefe-massage any time in relatively safe and intimate surroundings. I'm praying for the postponement of your emerging senility. May you meet Jesus before it gets too bad!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)