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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Mr. Bathfire, I find your vivisection experiments most compelling. Congratulations on undertaking such a difficult, though doubtless rewarding, field of inquiry!
As your pastors doubtless do, I work on my sermons months in advance. Currently, I'm preparing something for the Sunday before World Animal Day, an annual event held on October 4.
On this day, PETA activists and other Christ-hating monsters "celebrate" animals for the things they provide, like companionship and "a sense of wonder". They ignore, of course, their most important contributions . . . FOOD and SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH!
I would love to show my congregation what science REALLY is about on World Animal Day, and demonstrate to them how animals can help us understand God (and His enemies, like Wiccans) better. Have you put together a PowerPoint show of your work? I think it would be wonderful for the children to see, perhaps to help guide them toward a career in Creation Science in Christ's service.
While I admit to hoping to be the first to publicly display such a slideshow for the edification of my congregation, I realize the importance of your work and would certainly understand if you felt it best to put your work in the public eye via YouTube or some similar resource. |
As a True Scientist™, I am always pleased when others take an interest, as through them, I feel that I am dispelling ignorance and a general fear of Biblical Science, without which, secular, so-called scientists would corrupt the mind and faith of millions.
We here at Landover Christian University Research Facility are usually content to have our papers peer reviewed by others from Christian Universities throughout God’s World. We (and that includes me) are unused to public displays, although your idea and infectious enthusiasm are certainly compelling.
A problem I have is that all results of research are, by contract, the intellectual property of Landover Baptist Church and thus I would have no ethical choice but to discuss the matter with The Pastors. Nevertheless, unless I have missed something, which is not beyond the bounds of possibility, I feel that they would raise no objection to the Slide Show. (I assume it is similar to a Magic Lantern viewing?) Indeed, I have even thought of a title “World Animal Day – Animals in the Service of God” and I see Landover’s name prominent in all slides!
Please keep in touch, your advice may be valuable if it is agreed that I progress.