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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Pastor Zeke, Where can I find your bank account details to hand over my husband's life time savings? I mean, why do we need them?
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Mrs. Seven, if you PM me your bank account information, the Church will arrange to have your funds wired into its offshore accounts. Do not worry that any fees whatsoever will be deducted for handling charges etc: Your certificate will be embossed with the full amount of your offering, to show Jesus™when the (End) Time comes. Mr. Marsten at the Freehold Bank has arranged to waive all wiring fees.
If you want your certificate to be gilt-edged, there will be a small fee involved, but we can discuss that at a later date.
What many are choosing to do is to accept the standard certificate up front, and then start a lay-away plan to pay for upgraded certificates (and their yearly recertification) later.
Thank you, and I'm so glad you're 1000% for Jesus™!