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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I don't want to even contemplate the hidden implications behind that striped homer monster swallowing a chicken bone whole.
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Negroes are quite fond of chicken, so the creators of this ghastly show are undoubtedly try to make youngsters catch "jungle fever." It makes me shudder to speculate how many children have already serviced Negro bucks after viewing this program. Let us pray:
Lord Almighty, we petition you to protect youngsters from the Satan-spawned televison show entitled "Yo Gabba Gabba." If they have already viewed it, let them not seek out the tallywackers of Negroes, but rather open the Good Book and be satiated by Your Holy Word. Also, please smite the homosexual Elijah Wood. We sing Your praise. Amen.