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Default Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! - 11-14-2008, 07:53 AM

I got this from Bobby-Joe:

Dear Bunion,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Suggesting an obscene act to a senior pastor
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Paster Pistol is a kind and forgiving man but that doesn't mean the rest of us will let you take advantage of him. Keep your disgusting suggestions that he give his wife "an orgasm" to yourself and stop posting obscenities.
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This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=262464
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Son, if you are suggesting that if a woman thinks she is having an imaginary orgasm, and all of the blood runs from her head to her nether regions and she passes out and possibly dies from lack of oxygen to the brain, that is probably a reasonable assumption. Women tend to imagine a lot of things that aren't real, and this could be a simple manifestation of one of them.

There is probably a female hormone that turns off oxygen to the brain. God knows enough women have it. Elizabeth Hasselbeck must breathe through her skin. She never stops talking long enough to take a breath, and she has never said anything that made sense. Believe me, this comes straight from Betty Bowers, who knows all of those pop tarts! Praise JESUS that these dumb bimbos fade from the public scene faster than ducks poop.



I can't believe a man of your age thinks women fake orgasms, we have the same experience you do, but ours is much more awesome! Now teach yourself to give your wife one!
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums
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Well Bobby-Joe, since you don't believe there is such a thing as a female orgasm, then you can't know if i am suggesting something obscene, since what i am suggesting doesn't even exist in you mind. Right?


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