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Default Re: Death is Better than CPR - Prepare for Your Next Stroke, Coronary Event or Asphyxiation NOW! - 10-28-2015, 12:00 PM

Well done Brother Prof. White. This card will save my Glorious Death, or life, depending on who is around at my End Of Days.

The thought of a Heathen putting their lips to mine is enough to want to die for. I can't imagine a Niggero or Messican pressing against my flesh when God is trying to take my last breath. To wake to that would eventuate in my being given the electric chair. Imagine having to wait 10 years for the legal system to get past fighting all those hippie, tree hugging, hairy armpitted, dreadlocked, stinking, soya bean, animal loving, nit bearing, orgy indulging, PETA loving, flower carrying, bare footed, gluten free sympathisers trying to save my life when ALL I WANT TO DO IS DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH.

I'm out of breath and I think I need an ambulance. Get out of my way you Heathen Hippies this might be the one! Move over Hoffa I could be shifting in next door. Praise Jesus!

Nope, false alarm.

Praise Jesus, Brother Prof. White.


Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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