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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Brother James, I can see in young Jessica's eyes that she yearns deeply and passionately for the Lord. You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now, but she is 17, but I don't want to get into any legal trouble as my ministry requires an age-of-consent.
I can help this young cowgirl straddle herself into understanding God's WordŽ and ride herself to eternal SalvationŽ. She'll be buckin' and yelling "yee-haw" for the Lord!
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...Age of consent? What exactly are you doing
Reverand?!?