Perhaps another couple of good ones would be:
Pentecostals (Panting-Costals)
Worship: Nigras, themselves (believe in WORKING their way into Heaven instead of being chosen as God's ELECT through sincere tithing
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Moonies (Loonies)
Worship: Chinks, the Moon, Satan.
Practices: Being Asian, cutting off fingers, child sacrifices.
Salvation Army
Worship: Homers, old clothing, old people.
Practices: Whoring themselves out near Godly Corporations™.