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Default Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread - 03-05-2012, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton View Post
Where in the Bible does it say that a woman has to wash herself
Slow down there cowboy, the bible does not say anything, but it does read that a woman should be clean for her man, it does not go into details about all the areas she shall clean, but if her upper thighs wreak of fish, then her upper thighs shall be soaked on water and lathered with soap.

(Matthew 6:24)
No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

This brings up the question as to why her upper thighs wreak of fish, are you keeping a close eye on her? Make sure she is not leaving the house while you are gone. I am the president of the anti "Blacks on Blonde" video franchise, all of the blondes that partake in such sexual acts have filthy whore smelling upper thighs. Check yours out before its too late, once they go black, they never come back.

(2 Chronicles 21:18-19)
And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease. And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers.

I will pray that your filthy whore of a wife has the decency to cleanse her soul, and her upper thighs.


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