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Default Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! - 01-24-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
I sat down on a sofa and soon enough a skinny black-clad queer with a trendy haircut and hipster glasses gave me a glass of absinthe and started trying to persuade me to fornicate with him. Obviously, as anyone would do, I told him that I absolutely couldn't because the Bible forbids me to do gay stuff...
I guess that's one way to deal with the situation.

Another would be to say "I am not gay".
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