Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toast? -
09-05-2014, 02:21 AM
I was able to locate a piece of toast with the face of Muhammad, Peas be upon him, using Google. I was also able to find the face of Muhammad Ali through the same search. I don't know if there is a connection between boxers and pedophile prophets; being a woman, it is not in my ability to discern such things.
One thing of which I am certain: only the LORD JESUS has the ability to make His Face to appear in unusual places. If the non-prophet of the islamists shows his face, it is because of demonic involvement and the object should immediately be incinerated while offering prayers to the Most High God of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, David, and Ronald Reagan.
Praise Him,
NRL
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