Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 06:46 PM
Dear Jesus,
Sinners often challenge me when I promise them that they will be anally raped by Satan in Hell. I try to explain to them that since Hell is eternal, everything that is possible becomes inevitable. But they don't understand the concept of infinity it seems.
So Lord, just so I can speak with more authority in this subject, will you please settle this dispute once and for all?
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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