Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-03-2012, 09:45 PM
Brothers in Christ,
This afternoon as I was collecting the trash from around the house to take out for pickup, I found a semen-drenched bundle of toilet paper in my son's bedroom. I have notified the Pastors, and suffice it to say that there will be severe consequences followed up by months of Christian counseling for young Isaiah. Keep us in your prayers as we go through this difficult time.
But that is not why I am posting here. I would like to invite you all over next weekend for the funeral for the millions of sperm-babies who were so senselessly murdered. There will be an open-casket wake Friday evening, where you can come by and say a prayer and leave your respects for the sperm babies. The funeral service will be at 3:00 pm on Saturday, followed by burial in my back yard. Light hors d'ouvres will be provided afterward. Please wear your Sunday best.
In lieu of flowers, the family of the deceased asks that you make your checks payable to Landover Baptist Church Youth Fellowship.
YIC
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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