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Default Re: A Poem about the Gospels - 01-29-2009, 07:26 AM

A Poem Based On 2 Kings

Oh good ol' Elijah proved himself a man of God, when he burned at the stake 102 men,
Elisha did the same when he made his servant and his descendants to be lepers for all time!
Elisha could even make heavy things float!
And God answered Elisha's prayers, he blinded all his enemies!
The plague God sent even got mother's boiling their kids to eat!
He sends a famine on the people that lasts seven years!
Whoever urinates against a wall God shall destroy!
Be not like Jezebel ladies, do not try to gain authority, for you will be thrown off a wall and fed to dogs!
All 70 of Ahab's sons were killed, and their heads placed in baskets!
Remember Jehu, who killed everyone in Samaria to show his zeal for the Lord!
Great was the reward Jehu received from God!
Be not like evil King Azariah, who God smote with leprosy!
Be like King Ahaz, who at age 36 had a son aged 25!
Be not like the Samarians, who knew not the manner of the God of the land, for they were devoured by lions!
Be not like they who eat their own dung and drink their own piss!
Be not, or else you will wake up and realize you are dead, like the 185,000 the Angel of the Lord killed!
Be like mighty Isaiah, who by the grace of God moved the sun back ten degrees!
Praise to the Lord, who will bring such evil on Jerusalem and Judah, that if you heard about it, your ears would tingle!
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