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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
Peter Popoff, a minister who claims to talk to Jesus has personally sent me letters asking for my money so he can send it straight to Jesus. In return, I've received a holy string, a little vial of REAL HOLY WATER, and a blessed wristband so far. Utilizing these artifacts blessed by God is sure to bring good fortune back some day. I'm only at the 3000 mark though and haven't made it to the top tier to be saved yet. Maybe 15,000 would surely get you to the top with the help of Peter Popoff.
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Brother Buck,
I, too, am blessed to be on the mailing list of Brother Popoff. In addition to the items you mentioned, I have a plastic shofar, a cherry lifesaver which I was to kiss and mail back to him, (and I did), a gold crayon that I used to color the gold crown I was to wear for 7 hours and then send back to him along with a photo of me wearing it, 7 keys to heaven's gates (I was told to put a different key on my keychain for 7 days and pray a special prayer so $50,000 would come to me miraculously - it hasn't arrived yet, but it will), and water from the Jordan River. The instructions for the river water were quite simple: I was to step over it 7 times as a gesture of crossing the River Jordan, then I was to pray 7 times the following: "Lord Jesus, in YOUR NAME I claim my special passport to the Promised Land. I repent of my sins and know that one day when I cross the river, You will be there to guide my footsteps through the muddy waters into the Land of Heavenly Eternal Life. Amen!"
I can't wait to see what I get this week or next. None of the promised blessings have shown up as of today - but my, it's fun waiting for them. I should post pictures of some of these items.