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Thumbs up GOP chairman says "be like the Taliban" - 02-14-2009, 09:05 PM

In an interview with National Journal's Hotline, Republican Rep. Pete Sessions (chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee) of Texas suggested his party could follow the model of the Taliban in its legislative battles.

"Insurgency, we understand perhaps a little bit more because of the Taliban," Sessions said. "And that is that they went about systematically understanding how to disrupt and change a person's entire processes. And these Taliban -- I'm not trying to say the Republican Party is the Taliban. No, that's not what we're saying. I'm saying an example of how you go about [sic] is to change a person from their messaging to their operations to their frontline message. And we need to understand that insurgency may be required when the other side, the House leadership, does not follow the same commands, which we entered the game with."

Sessions and his staff said Democrats have shoved the bill through Congress without hearings or mark-ups... (For example, Sarah Palin's bridge wasn't even considered!)

For those of you unframiliar with Taliban insurgent tactics, they are quite simple:

1. First, they bankrupt the government by blowing up oil pipelines,

2. then they abduct aid workers and behead them, so that the population ends up hungry and sick.

3. next, they kill people who work for the government, until the government is paralized.

4. and then, they bomb religious shrines to start civil wars, which paralize and tramatize the entire population

5. Finally, they do random car-bombings of the civilian population, until everyone is so hungry, sick, divided and terrified, that they decide that living under the Taliban would be an improvement.

Now, remember that the Republican Congressional Chairman didn't say we should do actual beheadings to disrupt health care etc. After all, we don't need to.

1. We don't need to blow up oil pipelines to bankrupt the government - we already did this stage with Bush's tax cuts and crusades. Now we just have to keep talking down the economy*.

2. We don't need to behead doctors, we just have to keep health care private, while making sure people keep becoming unemployed, losing their insurance and benefits. Done.

3. We don't need to shoot government workers, all we have to do is obstruct any leadership Obama tries to provide, and add riders to any bills that make it through, in order to sabotage them. We can also demand that Obama make the bipartisan gesture of putting the bipartisan Mike Brown back in charge of FEMA, since he did a heck of a (bipartisan) job saving New Orleans. This is all in the name of bipartisan bipartisanship.

4. As for civil war, we already have the culture war. Keep talking Guns, God, Gays and babykilling babykillers. Don't let the democrats distract people with trivial and unsolvable moot debates over irrevelvant things like their "economy" obsession.

5. If we play our cards right, keep calling for bipartisanship, keep obstructing and talking culture war, by 2016 they will be rewriting the constitution to give Bush a third term.



You've got your marching orders! GO! GO! GO!

*Footnote: Talking down the economy:

Even though we failed in preventing the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act from being signed, we can still talk down the economy. NYT:
Republican aides said they would seize on every instance of potential abuse as a way of stirring public doubt about the measure.

As Roosevelt said about the First Depression, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Our job as republicans is to create that "fear itself".

Remember to visualize what you want to happen. RNC Chair Michael Steele:
I’m telling the party leadership around the country, don’t believe the hype. There will be a slight uptick, it will flat-line, and it will continue to go down.
Our marching orders are clear. We must destroy America in order to save America.


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