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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Posts: 22,745
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Bad News For Queers -
05-27-2008, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by lucifers_biatch
If God hated gay people so much surely the all powerful being that he allegedely is, would have sent a plague to wipe us homos out!
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He did that in Sodom & Gomorrah.
Filled with wild speculation and lacking any authority
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God created all man in his own image.
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…and gave us free will to choose a lifestyle.
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With this in mind he is probably a homo (or at least bisexual)
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That is blasphemy and you are damned without hope of Salvation.
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and God knows therefore how much more attractive we are than all the rest of you 'people'.
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I doubt it, he describes men lying with men as with women as an abomination – He thinks the act is vile, corrupt and degenerate, and, you know what? In your own heart you think that too.
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God also says love your neighbour and clearly you don't understand the meaning of this.
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Listen up, queer boy, I’d like to give you a chance at Salvation, but, as above, you’ve blown it. If you had had the time to listen, I’d have told you that we here at Landover love everyone around us – it’s just that there are no homers in Landover. Also, we cannot love those who use orifices for that not intended by God for that use – it is simply abominable.
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You will all go to hell anyways, […] someone else.
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We are right, you are wrong, nancy boy.
A fair description of the True Christian here at Landover
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… shall cast the first stone" Are you seriously telling me none of you have sinned?
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Any sin that we had has been purged by the Sweet Blood of Jesus! Praise!
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Put your stones away children and don't throw them in the glass house.
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Landover has some of the largest glasshouses in the world designed for growing exotic fruit. Are you an exotic fruit or an ordinary one?
You’re damned homer – quit whining and prepare for an eternity in the brimstone pits – there’ll be a special pit for your type – filled with fallen women - no men.
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