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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
I'll tell you what pie our men (and Most Holy, Blessed Lord™ Above) do NOT like...and that is the evil "Mock" Apple Pie cunningly made with Ritz crackers.
This recipe is an utter sacriledge against getting the freshest ingredients and fruits available (preferably from your own orchard), and instead encourages the lazy housewife to just dump a dusty carton of crackers from the cupboard into a pie shell and call it an Apple Pie???
I think not.
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Oh dear, thank you for warning us about this! If I thought a lady was serving me a nice slice of warm apple pie, and I bit into it and tasted the salty hardness of crackers, I don't know what I'd do!
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