Genesis 38
1And it came to pass at that time, that Judah went down from his brothers, and turned in to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah.
2And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shua; and he took her, and went in unto her.
3And she conceived, and bore a son; and he called his name Errrrrrrrrrrr.
4And she conceived again, and bore a son; and she called his name Onan.
5And she yet again conceived, and bore a son; and called his name Shelah: and he was at Chezib, when she bore him.
6And Judah took a wife for Errrrrrrrrrrrr his firstborn, whose name was Tamar.
7And Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
8And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto your brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up descendants to your brother.
9And Onan knew that the descendant would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give a descendant to his brother.
10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: therefore he slew him also.
1N' dat shit was squashed then, Judah bounced from his brothas, he met dis Adullamite nigga, dis niggaz name was Hirah.
2N' Judah saw this fine bitch the shorty of Canaanite, the hoes name was Shua; he broke that bitch off proppa, busted a nut in that hoe.
3N' dat bitch got knocked up, she popped out a little nigga; n' he called da shorty Er.
4N' dat bitch got knocked up agin', she popped out a little nigga; n' she called dat nigga Onan.
5N' dat bitch got knocked up anotha time, she popped out a little nigga; n' named dat nigga Shelah: da nigga was down in Chezib, when he popped out.
6N' Judah snatched up this fine bitch fo' his oldest shorty Er, da hoes name was Tamar.
7N' Er, Judah's oldest shorty, G-dogg thought Er a schemin' nigga, n' G-Dogg bust a cap in his ass.
8N' Judah told his shorty Onan, Go bust a nut in yo brotha's bitch, n' lock that bitch down, n' raise up shorties fo' yo brotha.
9N' Onan knew dat the shorties wouldn't b his; what happin wuz, when he broke dat bitch off, he skeet skeet skeet his nut all over dat bitch, so dat he wouldn't knock that hoe up.
10N' bustin' a nut on that hoes face pissed off G-Dogg: Darfor, he popped a cap n' his ass 2.