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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-10-2012, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?

A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!

I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.
okay sooo... football isn't gay? tight pants+touching eachothers butts= GAY!!!!!!! and wrestling???? ya like that? huh? does god hate that? weeeeelllllll its just males prancing around in tight tight tight did I say tight? uniforms and tumbling intertwined on a soft cushy mat... yeah not gay at all...
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