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Ofc. Don W. Richards
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Re: FPD To Enforce the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus ordinance -
06-03-2011, 04:45 AM
Part of this initiative's purpose is to eliminate the potential for temptation.
Not only do life guards strut and posture, glistening in the sunlight on a pedestal for all to see like a golden calf, they also make it their profession to place their mouths on the mouths of people whom they aren't married to, and blow deep, erotic breaths into their lungs.
Jesus never did CPR, and I don't think we should either.
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