[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Mother's Uncle Ulysses was a missionary in Uganda and helped spread the love of Jesus to many unchurched nigras, saving them from a life of cannibalism and demon worship. (Someone shout GLORY!) Uncle Sees, as she calls him, personally witnessed the stoning of several sodomites, but unfortunately could not afford a camera to record these glorious events. He chose instead to spend what little money he had to further the good news of Christ's salvation through His precious temporary death and marvelous erection from the prostration of the borrowed tomb. Hallelujah! While Uncle Sees is now celebrating Jesus' birthday in his heavenly home, no doubt extra gifts are under his tree from our Saviour as a special thank you from his Abba Father.