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Originally Posted by bridging-the-gap
that is so wrong!
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Some losers these days think they can explain away the plagues in Egypt with some form of LOGIC or REASON.
That there was a volcano eruption or something.
That volcano caused a mudslide that made the Nile appear to be blood (but it was actually a reddish mud) and killed the fish.
The second plague of frogs, they claim happened because the frogs all jumped out of the muddy water.
The third plague of lice, they claim was because the people couldn't wash themselves in the bloody water.
The fourth plague of flies they claim happened because there was all kinds of dieing frogs lying around.
The fifth plague of diseased livestock, they blame on the flies, and lice.
The sixth plague, of boils on people they claim was just the lice got infected or something.
The seventh plague, of hail, they claim was actually from the volcano eruption.
The eighth plague of locust they claim was the locusts eating all the knocked over crops that were stirred up from the flaming hail.
The ninth plague of darkness, they claim was the cloud of ash.
The 10th plague of death of the first born was pretty much inevitable as there was no water to drink, no food to eat, people were covered in lice and boils.
But that's all wrong because God did it!
YIC
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