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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
I did the deed once, and that once was enough. She cannot claim the marriage was not consummated. Next time she need inseminating I have made up my mind. I will put my seed into a turkey baster and insert the said turkey baster into her. It will be kept under lock and key, in case she decides she likes it.
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Make certain you hide that key well, brother...as I'm sure you already know, even though women are dumber than rocks, they do possess a shrewd animal cunning and are always getting into mischief...like raccoons.