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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Good news, boys! The LBC Men's Supply Store just got a new shipment of Dr. Abernathy's Anti-Masturbation Harness And Genital Pouches in.
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I'll take the lot!
When used in conjunction with one of these anti-sodomy barriers:
We might just be able to cure perversion once and for all, God willing.
The only downside to the anti-sodomy barrier, I have found, is that once inserted it protrudes conspicuously, forcing one to wear a spandex unitard to accommodate it. Even then, passers by may shout rude things like, "hey, papa smurf! How's it hangin'? HaHaHahahahaha!!!"
Jesus will laugh last, and He will laugh best!