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Ofc. Don W. Richards
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-09-2009, 01:35 AM
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VictoryOS
My husband can tell you all about it since he's an Officer Of The Law.
Yes, it's true. Back out east, we had these colored kids that would go swimming, and sure enough, as soon as you got enough of the little buggers in the pool, all the poor decent white kids would have to get out to avoid infections and cancer.
I knew what was going on, so I chased all the blacks out of the pool. They wouldn't leave, and since my job is to keep order as well as solve problems, I called in some buddies from the fire department and we hosed down the black kids with a fire hydrant. That way, the white kids could have the pool and the blacks could cool off. You wouldn't believe how sensitive their skin is, it just peels off in strips.
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