Allyson, once a TrueChristian Suitor takes interest in you, your eyes will naturally sparkle with the joy of our Lord and Savior's Blessing. Just keep your skin and nasty bits scrubbed clean with Lysol, and should your lips ever get chapped and cracked from working outdoors this winter, you can get a tinted chapstick to wear in the privacy of your own home.
Mr. Keeper snapped this pic of me making his breakfast, my clean face showing the healthy glow encouraged by the love I feel for Jesus.