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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Atheists, being all homosexuals, and thus interior decorators, always carry around their little color fan decks.
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You've solved a mystery! Mrs Bathfire had an interior decorator round a few months back. He seemed quite respectable, although his voice was a little high and his clothes a little garish. I found he was unmarried and thought he would be a match for my youngest daughter. I introduced the subject by asking his opinion on
Ge:2:24: Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
He went bright red and fanned himself with one of those things before stammering out that he was in a relationship and hoped some day to marry!
In this world there are 2 sorts of people who are unmarried, fornicators and abominations - I now know the truth! I will have the room disinfected.