Hello Kitty turns 35, over the hill:
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"Who doesn't love Kitty? Everyone from Paris Hilton to me, to Kelly Ripa, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Tyra Banks, Iman. I mean everybody loves Kitty,"
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This certainly doesn't give me a feeling of confidence.
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The New York Times that year noted that the kitty was popular in the rave scene. Hello Kitty fans in their late teens and early 20s took to wearing such Hello Kitty merchandise as barrettes, watches and backpacks equipped with supplies for all-night parties [read: DRUGS].
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Hello Kitty is a gateway to dangerous rave activity.
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In 1997, Hello Kitty was suspected of having a naughty streak -- going feral, maybe? -- when a licensee introduced a Hello Kitty shoulder massager that ended up being a popular item on adult store shelves. The massager was taken off the market after a couple of years, but Hello Kitty's introduction into sexuality was born. By this time, Hello Kitty had blown up in the U.S. with the help of Grammy-winning darling Mariah Carey and other seductive celebrities who were captivated by the critter.
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Hello Kitty, Mariah Carey and her slut friends are using Hello Kitty to promote the evils of masturbation to innocent young girls worldwide.
Boycott the Kitty!