Brother Bathfire, I am sorry to burst in upon your thread like this, but I just found out that a clam lived to be 60 years' old. A clam.
A cold, slimy, cooter-looking, piffleing CLAM.
Sometimes I must question the Good Lord, and then I do get Angry
At myself, of course. For questioning Him
But yes, I feel Ill over this new-found fact; in fact, I haven't felt
this Ill since Dora Denkins spiked the punch at the Church Social Picnic with her lighter fluid.
So Forgive me if my Tiara slipped here a little, but JESUS CHRIST - a
CLAM?!!
Maybe this is in some way related to the Baby Jesu perhaps being a Snail?