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Default Rainbow City, Alabama to Change Town Name To Something Less Faggy - 09-09-2013, 05:01 AM

Praise Jesus. The queers have taken it as an invitation to come to godly Alabama thinking they're welcome there.

Let us pray that Gay, Georgia and Gayville soon follow suit.


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Located in the northeast corner of the state, Rainbow City Alabama is a town on the move. It is one of the fastest growing cities in the state, and is attracting industry and residents. It is a beautiful town located on the Tennessee River and is a haven for those that are interested in water sports. But unfortunately, the town has gained a new unwanted fame. Ask any one that is driving through town for the first time what they think of the town, and no one mentions what I have noted above.
“Yeah, its pretty funny. I bet its a town full of queers.” states Spike Witwickey of New Jersey.
Beautiful downtown, besmirched with an unamerican flag.

That is just the problem. With the popularity of homosexual culture in todays secular world, people no longer think of the natural beauty of the town, they think of the Rainbow flags that have become the symbol of millions of gay homosexuals that want to marry one another.
Strangely, there has been an unexpected influx of homosexuals into the city in the last five years. There is a thriving homosexual area down town that many of the old timers don’t talk about or even realize. Many of these new residents have settled in Rainbow City expecting it to be a gay haven.

Terri Calhoun at City Hall.

“It is a real shame that we have to do this, but everyone that comes through here has to make a joke about it, and the town’s folk are just tired of it. Some of the more conservative companies that we are looking to bring in, are real hesitant to come to a town named ‘Rainbow City’. The Rainbow was a symbol of beauty, hope, promise, growth and prosperity. But now it’s just gay”. Said town Mayor, Terri Calhoun.
“We will have a special election this fall to determine a name. Right now residents can go to our website to suggest a new name. The city council will pick the five that we like best and then people will get a chance to vote on the names in the fall. Just don’t ask how much this is all going to cost!”
When asked how much it would cost the mayor only had this this to say: “No comment”.
This isn’t the only town name change being considered. It has been rumored for years that Gay, Georgia has been debating a name change. Gayville, South Dakota may also consider a name change later this year.


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