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Originally Posted by HTannor
I suppose it's too much to ask if you have a video of this sorrowful experience.
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Sorry, no video, only my hot, steamy memories . . .
Ya know, it is really is pretty sad when your best memories about sex have to do with masturbation. Really, how pathetic do you have to be to be fantazing about masturbation when you're masturbating?
Or how about when you have erotic dreams and you're still alone in them?
It's definitely time to hand over the last of the hormones.
Which is great! It makes becoming a eunuch for Christ so much easier when you're repulsive to the opposite sex!
It may not be a cure for internet porn addiction, ( but just maybe making addicts watch porn with really ugly people goin' at it
would work . . . hmmm )
however a general overall disgusting quality would prevent many occasions for sin.
I feel so much better now. Praise the Lord and pass the double churned ice cream!
Triumphantly Yours,
Handmaiden