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Cool Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!


Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped!
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit.
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France!
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish!
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever.
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children.
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children
First off: Wrong flag.
You've displayed the Finnish flag, when you were clearly trying to show the Danish.
Documentation:
Official site of Visit Denmark (the official Danish turist information website)
Official site of ThisIsFinland (the official Finnish turist information website)

1. Vi·king(vī'kĭng) n.
  1. One of a seafaring Scandinavian people who raided the coasts of northern and western Europe from the eighth through the tenth century.
  2. A Scandinavian.

[Old Norse vīkingr, perhaps from vīk, creek, inlet.] <-- note this line.

However, I'm not going to argue if they invented rape. They were apparently very skilled at it.

2. No objection.

3. The current Danish primeminister is Lars Løkke Rasmussen. His predecessor was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the guy before him was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. The fellow mentioned in your articled is none of the above.

Documentation:
The official website of the Danish Government


4. Interesting. No objection.

5. How about Barbie? Raggedy Ann & Andy? Tickle me Elmo?

6. Allow me to translate properly:
10:30 - The Debate
11:10 - The Golden Apples
11:30 - Before Noon with Nis Boesdal
12:00 - DR (Danish Radio - like the BBC in England) Update - News and Weather
12:10 - Horizon - The Battle for the Torch
12:35 - Reunion with Brutalis (a rhino in the Copenhagen Zoo)
12:55 - Friends on adventure
13:25 - Marked for life
13:50 - Super Neighbour
14:20 - Come again
14:50 - News in sign language
15:00 - DR Update - News and Weather


None of this is of course porn, bestiality or anything outrageous, but I won't bother finding documentation for every single programme.
Go explore www.DR.dk if you feel persistent.

7. The late Swedish author Astrid Lindgren invented Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Långstrump in Swedish and Pippi Langstrømpe in Danish)

Documentation:
The official Astrid Lindgren website
Encyclopedia.com on the subject


8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt. But they are still under Danish law, which prohibits rape.

Danish law:
Straffeparagraffen.
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.
Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder.


Translated:
Penal clause.
§216
Those who force sexual intercourse by violence or threat of violence will be punished for rape by imprisonment up to 8 years. With violence comparable provision in a state in which the person is unable to oppose the plot. Second paragraph: The penalty may increase to imprisonment for 12 years if the rape has had a particularly serious nature, or if there otherwise are particularly aggravating circumstances.





Documentation:
Official website for Danish law



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Not a very clever list. Typical American - do your research.
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