[I Man Rastafari]

The issue of the Jordan House has come up for discussion at the last meeting of our chapter of Black Lives Matter at the University of Wisconsin in Madison Wisconsin and we have determined that we are outraged. A quick survey has indicated that the members who are white girls have enough automobiles to convey the entire chapter and our supporters to Des Moines Iowa and we are going to come there to protest white racism and to demand that this house be given the status of a national monument. Today we will be drafting a letter to the city council demanding a lodging place with supplies and facilities for cooking or coupons for McDonalds and an ample supply of refreshments. We will bring our own ganja as the quality of the local supply is suspect. We have contacted the aides of Reverend Al Sharpton who is very busy with his work opposing racism but they have promised to bring our struggle to his attention in hopes that he may come to stand with us in solidarity against the white man. I am urging all Christians to support us in this effort.