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Originally Posted by LBC loving Dutchmen
You should also give a Jesus enema. Chance is she has a demon in her rectum, better be sure.
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Friend, I know your intentions are noble, but it is not your place to give Scientheistic advice to True Christian™ husbands. The young Mrs. Portway is under the care of a wonderful True Christian™ doctor and I am also consulting on the case. If and when the poor flatulent dear needs any liquids fed forcefully into her colon, I will be doing the forcing.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21